- A new study found that 9 out of 10 people could make up to $1,500 selling the JUNK that they don't use anymore. Hear that married dudes? Your genitalia could be worth something after all.
- Lululemon had to pull a line of YOGA PANTS off shelves because they were too see-through. Personally I don't care, I'm going to keep wearing them no matter what. I mean they just look great with my Ugg boots.
- A man in the UK has converted a pickup truck to run off of COFFEE. The only downside; in the morning the truck posts annoying Facebook statuses about how hard it is to get going without it's morning Frappuccino.
- A Taiwanese woman divorced her husband due to his MANHOOD being 2-inches long. Wow, of course! I mean 2-inches; that guy's huge! Uh, I mean . . . wow, that's like, so much smaller than mine.
- According to a new survey women's looks PEAK at age 31 . . . also, if they happen to be single at that age, that's when they're most desperate so really, it's a win, win.
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