- A professional singing coach says that the BEST WAY to get a better singing voice is to massage your throat with an adult toy. In other words, by now I should be the next Celine Dion.
- An L.A. woman who was repeatedly electrocuted in the shower from stray electricity has been AWARDED $4 million by the city. And yes, when she heard the dollar amount . . . she was . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . in severe disbelief. What'd you think I was going to say?
- Twitter is now 7-YEARS-OLD. And like most 7-year-olds we're still wondering what it will ever contribute positively to our society.
- According to a new study, men spend MORE MONEY than women when getting ready to have sex with someone. I know I do, but hey, prostitutes aren't cheap!
- Stanford is now the #1 DREAM COLLEGE, ahead of Harvard. The #1 ACTUAL college though? ITT Technical Institute . . . so keep those dreams alive kids.
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