- According to a new survey, 40% of people would GIVE UP sex to avoid paying bills. Not me though, but that's because for me, sex IS one of my monthly bills.
- According to reports there's a gay NFL player who plans on openly COMING OUT. Let me guess, he's a tight end! (RIM-SHOT) Yes, high five! Anyone?
- Hermes is selling a shirt made from CROCODILE SKIN for over $91,000. It's for those who want to really make a statement . . . and that statement is: suck it Africa!
- The winner of the $338 million Powerball jackpot says he wants to "HELP a lot of people." Lucky for him, there are a ton of options at the strip club.
- According to some experts, the "PLANK" EXCERCISE is a waste of time. What about eating a bag of Doritos while trying to figure out the controls on the stationary bike before giving up and going home? Still an effective workout?
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