- Attention iPhone users. You may not know it, but your iPhone is TRACKING every move you make. In other words big brother is really watching . . . and he knows exactly how many times a day I visit the strip club.
- The creepiest MUGSHOT you'll ever see. Mouthless dude arrested for selling meth. Yes, I said mouthless. You're welcome and I'm sorry.
- Would you spend over $6,000 on a TOILET? I would. With as much time as I spend on mine, it would pay for itself in a week.
- If you're going to get ARRESTED. Might as well go all the way with it. Meet Kevin Signalness he got drunk, drove his car through a crime scene, naked, while looking at porno. Looks like someone's a bit of a perfectionist.
- Most people would rather go to the DENTIST than shop for a bathing suit right now. Not me though, I to to the dentist IN my bikini. It makes my visits go really quickly.
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