- ANOTHER toddler gets HAMMERED at a chain restaurant. What is wrong with these kids. I bet you he was going to try and drive home too.
- More than half of single men in the U.S. say they've used VIAGRA without a prescription. Well of course, it makes running a 5k so much more fun.
- A woman KILLED her cat because she needed the blood to wear on her outfit for a Lady Gaga concert. Big deal, do you know how many cows had to be slaughtered so Lady Gaga could wear that one dress?
- A "happy ending" masseuse was arrested for PROSTITUTION. I don't see the big deal, she was just doing her name-sake. No, really, you have to check out how appropriate her name is.
- You can tell if someone will give it up on the first date by the MUSIC they listen to. Or, if you're like me and tell people you're a huge fan of the Baha Men, you're probably not getting action either.
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