- Politically correct IDIOTS strike again. This time they're making Easter Eggs be called "Spring Spheres". Not only is that stupid. It's wrong, last time I checked and egg was an oval. Yay America!!
- There's a new device that lets you dial phone numbers with your MIND. Big deal, I've been using my mind to take off women's clothes for years now.
- Hey ladies! Turns out the key to losing weight is to have SEX with this guy. Good luck.
- This may be the first time BLINDNESS could be considered a "performance enhancing drug".
- A college professor has been suspended for hiring STRIPPERS to give lap dances for extra credit. Had this guy been around a few years ago I might have actually finished college.
- Watch the President of the Czech Republic steal a pen. Verrrrry slick.
Jubal -- 04/13/2011
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