- A toddler had to go to the hospital after he was accidentally served a MARGARITA in a sippy cup. That's terrible! I mean c'mon kid, learn to handle your liquor!
- 93% of men would rather give up ALCOHOL for a year than the Internet. Well of course, alcohol can't show me boobies on a computer screen.
- Which combination of boys and girls leads to the HAPPIESTS families? Here's a list. Personally I thought it would be those with zero boys and well, zero girls.
- If you're anything like me, every time you see a BEAUTIFUL woman you wonder, "what would that chick look like if she had Steve Buscemi's eyes?" Well, ask no longer. Enjoy.
- Meet Jack Snyder. He always wanted to FLASH someone. So, for his 64th birthday he decided to make it happen! The only problem was, he chose to flash a bus full of children.
- And, because it's Monday. Here's a video of a cat and a dolphin playing together.
(Image courtesy of lechuckster. Used under Creative Commons.)