- Bad Ass of the Week: NAKED soldier stops robbers by smashing through a car window with his bare hands. Yeah, big deal. The other day I did like 100 sit-ups.
- So now that ONE dude can finally rest in peace. Maine has finally legalized switchblades for one-armed people.
- 56% of people are talking to you from their TOILET. Me? I use the time for some much needed Angry Birds.
- Here's 10 of the craziest things people have tried to deduct from their TAXES. I read it, and it makes me feel better that I claim alcohol as a dependent.
- Americans really are addicted to the INTERNET. This is true, the other day my wifi went down and I found myself on a street corner selling sexual favors for an Internet connection.
- Remember the baby that was scared of his mom's sneezing? Well, turns out that's not all he's scared by. Checkit.
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