- One of the secret to having a HAPPY RELATIONSHIP is making sure you tell each other "good morning" everyday. Oh, and also lying. Lots and lots of lying.
- In case you were unaware there's a possibility the government might SHUT DOWN on Friday. Well you know what it led to the last time the government shut down? Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton! Some willing intern might be about to get Obama'd!
- More women use CHEATING WEBSITES than men! This just in: I JUST became a registered member of Ashleymadison.com.
- Think you're going to get out of JURY DUTY by pretending to be racist? Think again, THIS lady might be doing jury duty for life because of it.
- Worst way to die ever! 2 men die by drowning in HUMAN WASTE when a sewage plant wall collapses. At their funeral nobody lit candles, but someone did need to light a match.
Jubal -- 4/7/2011