- Turn your house into a BILLBOARD and you might be able to get free mortgage. In other words; suck it home owners associations!
- A Federal Way man is suing because he "found" a MOUSE in his Monster Energy Drink. Well if he were really a monster he would've just eaten the mouse and continued to be xtreme!
- Here's a couple signs to see if your RELATIONSHIP will last or not. The number one sign of a failing relationship? You're involved with me.
- Working more than 11 hours a day will KILL YOU. In other words, the homeless dude you pass every day on the way to work . . . he's doing it right.
- Hookers in Pittsburgh are now accepting gift cards as payment. Um, in case you didn't hear my story about using Nordstrom gift cards to buy a LAP DANCE, all I can say is they're doing it in the pacific northwest too.
- A guy falls asleep at a Yankee game and gets cups stacked on his head. I'd imagine this will probably happen to me this Friday at the Mariners home opener.

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