- Abercrombie and Fitch is selling padded BIKINI tops for 8-year-olds.
- Men feel old at 58 and women feel OLD at 29. See it just shows that men are young at heart . . . and also very immature . . . and I'm very thankful for that.
- A high school SECRETARY gets outed as a porno star when a student recognizes her and asks for her autograph. Well let's just be glad it wasn't the lunch lady. It's hard to look sexy wearing a hairnet and plastic gloves.
- A Montana Radio Shack is offering free GUNS to people who sign up for the Dish Network. Mostly so you can shoot your TV after you watch an episode of the Kardashians.
- 85% of women say that they've FLIRTED for a discount in the last month. I have also done this. Except when I lowered my top so they could see some skin, the only thing I got charged with was sexual harassment.
- Perhaps the weirdest video you'll see all year. I ain't gonna pee pee my bed tonight!!!!
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