- A Facebook status update stops a ROBBERY. Who cares, I just want to know what this guy's making for dinner.
- If you're going to stockpile gas in hopes of beating the price raise . . . don't keep it near a space heater. Two words: KA BOOM.
- A footless beggar and an angry dwarf get into a FIGHT. No, this isn't the setup to a bad joke . . . but awesome nonetheless.
- Is the excuse "I was hanging with Charlie Sheen and six naked girls" becoming a valid LEGAL defense? This guy thinks so.
- An Amish man was arrested after crashing his BUGGY into a car while racing. ANOTHER sequel to Fast and the Furious?? I think so!
- If you're going to drive backwards, you MIGHT want to check the rear view mirror. You might run over a sports reporter.
Jubal -- 3/21/2011