- 1 in 5 Brits believe that LIGHT SABERS exist. However, none of them know of this thing called "the dentist".
- The Lord works in mysterious ways... and also likes cookies I guess. The VIRGIN MARY appears on a baking tray.
- The AVERAGE WOMAN has 17 pairs of shoes and 24% have fallen in their high heels. This just in: I'm the average woman.
- Al Qaeda has launched a WOMAN'S MAGAZINE. Girrrrrl that outfit is the bomb! Literally, it's going to explode.
- I got a SPEEDING TICKET on the way to work this morning. Maybe I should have done what this guy did.
Jubal -- 3/15/2011