- Here are a few tricky ways to save money on GAS... and if you don't want to read this story that means you're probably a Prius owner. Which means you're probably a jerk.
- A man is giving up food for Lent and drinking nothing but BEER. Now THERE'S a tradition I can get behind.
- There's a new line of condoms that prints ADVERTISEMENTS on the Latex. Sweet, I've always wanted my junk to look like a Nascar.
- A new dating site may be coming for people ashamed of liking COMICS. How ridiculous. Why would people be ashamed? I'm not afraid to admit that I've always had a thing for Aquaman.
- The Pope is about to join FACEBOOK. Sweet, I can't wait to see his "summer fun" album. I bet you he'll be amazing at Farmville.
- NEWS FAIL: Listen to what Larry Kudlow says about the death toll in Japan vs. the economy. Watch the two girls at the desk after he says it. Awkward.
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