- A cat in Italy just INHERITED $15 million. Is it single? I'm asking for a friend.
- According to "Men's Health" Jennifer Aniston is the SEXIEST woman of all time. Just more proof that guys LOVE desperation.
- A woman was busted for trying to make METH inside a Walmart. Wait, I thought Walmart already sold meth . . . isn't it right next to the WWE t-shirts and the engagement rings?
- A new study found that people who SNOOP on their significant other tend to gain more weight. This just in: Christina Aguilera is the nosiest lover on the planet.
- A fake doctor has been ARRESTED for killing a guy in a botched penis enlargement surgery. But in all fairness who wants to live with a tiny wang anyway?
Jubal -- 12/12/2011