- Subway has now passed McDonald's as the WORLD'S BIGGEST food chain. How exactly does "$5 dollar foot long" convert to the metric system??
- Meet the HAPPIEST PERSON alive. Interestingly enough I would've thought the happiest person alive would've been any guy that gets to see Mila Kunis naked.
- Now meet the HOTTEST PERSON alive. A drunk, naked woman who throws rocks and dentures at people.
- And now meet the world's YOUNGEST GRANDMOTHER. She's 23! I expect she'll be a great grandma by the time she's 30.
- Woman caught SMUGGLING ECSTASY in a fake baby bump. Either that or her fetus REALLY likes to party.
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