- Half of Americans hide something in their UNDERWEAR drawer . . . unfortunately that something, isn't me. C'mon ladies?! I'm small enough!
- One in ten single women says that if they lost ONE dress size they'd have a one night stand. I will now begin measuring hot women as they exit my gym.
- Looks like Charlie Sheen has it right by calling his ladies "GODDESSES".
- The best time to make important decisions is when you're about to PEE your pants. That's different from my normal routine of making big decisions WHILE peeing my pants.
- Think twice the next time you want to UNFRIEND someone on Facebook, it could lead to an arrest.
- A reminder that Charlie Sheen is... duh, WINNING
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