- A 19-year-old in Wisconsin has been CONVICTED for a "planking spree". While we're at it can we slap him with charges of having the lamest life ever?
- Here's a pricing GUIDE to how much you should spend on your significant other this holiday season. Psssh, like I'd get her a gift . . . dating me is present enough.
- Two Baltimore cops have been placed on leave after having LESBIAN sex with each other in a public place. Wait. I'm confused, is this a news story or the Youporn video I just watched?
- Americans have less SPONTANEOUS sex than other countries but are better about being safe. So in other words, American sex is really, really boring.
- A new study found the best way to not gain WEIGHT this month. Here's a tip . . . don't be named Christina Aguilera.
Jubal -- 12/9/2011