- 34% of women say that they'd sleep with someone who gives them FLOWERS for Valentine's Day. That is exactly why I'm sending flowers to every women I know.
- Great, now how am I gonna play my old Kriss Kross TAPES?!?!
- Sweet, the government is on it's way to having worse CREDIT than me! That's solace for the next time I'm turned down for a Best Buy card.
- 5 ways you're getting RIPPED OFF at the grocery store. Why is there nothing about the National Enquirer and their misleading headlines on this list?
- Just ANOTHER reason why you shouldn't watch porno on the job.
- Check this: another homegrown hero. This is perhaps the most polite robbery I've ever seen. It must be a pleasure doing business with this guy.
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