- One of the old dudes from the Visa, "I've never missed a Super Bowl" ad MISSED the Super Bowl. But in all fairness would YOU want to be in the same vicinity as Ben Roethlisberger? Didn't think so.
- Here's a list of 5 strange ways you can PREDICT how long you will live. I failed a lot of these, meaning this will probably be my last post.
- Four out of five people Google or Facebook someone before going on a DATE with them. Not me, I'm old fashioned, I follow them around for three days and occasionally go through their closet to try a few things on.
- Great news for ALCOHOLICS, the new 31-ounce Starbucks cup can hold an entire bottle of wine!!
- This guy is suing a travel company because he didn't get to KILL an elephant. He should have gone on a cruise, there's plenty of huge beasts on those things. Usually out by the pool.
- Just because, here's a video of a creepy monkey wearing a little girl mask.
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