- 1 out 8 people watch the Superbowl just for the COMMERCIALS. This just in: 1 out of 8 people watching the Superbowl annoy me.
- Here's some crazy Superbowl BETS you can place. I'm surprised there isn't one for how long it will take Ben Roethlisburger to roofie the Gatorade.
- Women prefer sex over chocolate BUT prefer money over both. So a prostitute standing outside of Willy Wonka's would be a gals dream job?
- The way to tell if a first date is going well is if your date talks LIKE YOU. Hmmm, maybe I should stop using my fake Australian accent when I meet a girl and I might get a second date?
- LOCAL HERO: 61-year-old Seattle woman almost burns down housing complex by trying to light her crackpipe with a chopstick. Since when did crackheads become so worldly? Last time I ate Chinese with one they totally used a fork. Sure, they were high on crack, but c'mon!
- Sadly I think I might fit in well with the Brocial Network. Funny vid:
Brooke -- 02/02/2011
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