- Scientists say that in order for your fake CHRISTMAS TREE to be good for the environment you must keep it for 20 years. In other words, just burn it now and let the next generation deal with the problems. Merry Christmas.
- Medicare has spent a quarter of a billion dollars on PENIS PUMPS in the past decade. The weirdest part about this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
- The death of Osama Bin Laden was the most TALKED ABOUT topic on Facebook this year. Really? Judging by my news feed I could've swore it was about what Jenny was cooking for dinner.
- Almost 3% of people have used Facebook while having "RELATIONS". Well duh, you just TRY not touching yourself when looking at someone's "summer fun" bikini album. Wait, have I said too much?
- One in four men still DREAM ABOUT their girlfriends. In other words one in four men still suffer from nightmares.
Jubal -- 12/8/2011