- 2 out of 5 women say that they sleep with guys FASTER now due to text messaging and facebook. See, I knew sending all those naughty pictures of my junk was working!
- The upside to the obesity problem in America? The average size of U.S. woman's LINGERIE has risen to 38DD. *motorboats*
- More people would GIVE UP eating than give up the Internet. This is true. I mean, a meal has never made me want to touch myself.
- A list of the world's COOLEST NATIONALITIES . . . Americans finished 5th. We would've been higher if we didn't have to deal with that dork Randy Jackson.
- A guy in California has developed a new brand of WEED SODA. Don't worry about giving your kids this before bedtime . . . it certainly won't rile them up.
: This girl feel exactly like I do about the Packers. Good to see she's being raised right.
DORITOS COMMERCIAL 1
DORITOS COMMERCIAL 2
- Doritos is planning on running 2 gay-themed commercials during the Superbowl. Think they'll make it? I bet you censors will not allow them . . . because Americans are soooo progressive. Either way, they're kind of funny.
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