- TXTING kan improov ur kidz spelleeng skillz
- 44-year-old woman suffers a stroke from getting a HICKEY. More importantly; what is a 44-year-old woman doing getting hickeys?! I thought that stopped in the 7th grade.
- Guys ROBBING people stuck in snow get stuck in the snow.
- Women get turned on by watching monkeys have SEX. Next time I'm on a date, I'm not wasting money renting a movie . . . I'm just going to watch the Discovery Channel.
- The U.S. is the 10th HAPPIEST country in the world . . . which is really astounding when you think about the fact that we have to put up with the Kardashians.
- Jets QB Mark Sanchez will wipe boogers on you.
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