- That thing about your parents having to walk to school, uphill, BOTH WAYS. Looks like it was probably true.
- SHOCKING NEWS: The recession has led to a decline in traffic. I guess that can happen when people aren't driving to work and/or have had their cars repoed.
- Your UGG boots could be swimming with BACTERIA. Meanwhile your Crocs are definitely dripping with unsexiness.
- 7 Reasons why men shouldn't have sex on the FIRST DATE. For the record I'd just like to say that I agree with this entire article . . . I should also mention that I'm a habitual liar.
- Hey, weirdo dog people who treat their pets like humans . . . letting your dog sleep in your bed could KILL YOU.
- And I thought I got heckled pretty bad on stage last night . . . at least no one threw a GRENADE at me.
Brooke -- 1/21/2011