- People whose names start with letters at the end of the alphabet are more likely to make IMPULSE PURCHASES. This just in, I'm looking to date a girl with the name Ymelda, Ynez or Zelda . . . I'm also looking for an iPad. *crosses fingers*
- Walmart makes you FAT! Good thing they sell plenty of sweat pants in that joint.
- 5 scientific reasons to PLEASURE yourself daily. If doing it daily is good for you, then I must be the most healthy person on the planet . . . I've already done it five times writing this sentence!
- Sure, Keith Richards does it and you think it's kitschy. These guys do it and they get arrested. Burglers SNORT cremains.
- Owl gets hammered, then gets ARRESTED. Don't fly under the influence.
- VIDEO: Crazy video of a gas main explosion. Nothing funny about this, it's just interesting to see.
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