- This just in: women in their 40's are horny. I suppose there's a REASON they're called cougars.
- ALMOST as shocking news: college kids spend more time socializing than studying.
- Science has figured out the best cure for a HANGOVER. I always thought it was too just stay drunk... I guess I've been doing it wrong for the past 10 years.
- If you plan on having a baby in space, think twice. Scientists say it can cause SEVERE problems. But c'mon, of course the kid's gonna be different, it's an alien . . . and that my friends, is just plain cool.
- Teenagers don't even want to be their parent's friends on FACEBOOK.
- Play a bad guitar solo you get slapped. I wish more bands would start doing this:
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