- People are more likely to remember their FIRST KISS than losing their virginity. For me this is true . . . but then again I've got a TON of fond memories of my Uncle Creepy Fingers.
- Bad news for Susan Boyle - beautiful people have HIGHER IQ's.
- NSFW - You can now buy a male CHASTITY BELT. I just put mine on this morning, so HANDS OFF LADIES!
- Yo Quiero get your talons out of my back por favor! Chihuahua ATTACKED by an owl in Chicago . . . probably because it was being carried around in one of those stupid little dog purses.
- Someone REALLY outdid me. Phone prank causes $115,000 in DAMAGE at a hotel. I guess I need to step my game up.
- Have you heard Britney Spears' new single "Hold It Against Me"? Well, here's another BROOKE & JUBAL REMIX: "Hold It Against Me".
- In case you haven't heard the ORIGINAL SONG by Britney, here you go...
Brooke -- 01/18/2011