Jubal's News

• Follow up to last week's story about ZODIAC signs: They haven't changed. Which means I'm still a Virgo - the lamest sign EVER! Damn.
• Starbucks is going to start offering a 31-oz. cup called the "TRENTA". Personally I can't wait until they just start offering IV's.
• The most gangster FOX ever:
• Minnesota Viking Adrian Peterson gets McDonald's worker FIRED! I hope he at least gets her an autographed jersey or something.
• Just because you might be a criminal, doesn't mean you can't look SEXY! GTL - Gates, Tanning, Lockdown!
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• Magic trick gone WRONG... but what a pro, he never stops smiling, even when his hand is impaled by a spike.
• This WILL happen to me one day. Girl texting while walking through the mall falls into a fountain.

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