- Crying is the quickest way to kill a man's SEXUAL DESIRE. That's why I wait to cry until immediately AFTER we finish!
- America's most wanted celebrity BODY PARTS: I'll take anything of Scarlett Johansson... in my bed (RIM-SHOT) HEYOOOO
- Thinking about getting married? Better take this COMPATIBILITY TEST first. OR take my advice and DON'T DO IT!
- He's already got a better tan than me and now he's got a better job. GOLDEN VOICE homeless dude scores first official gig.
- A sex toy that is DA BOMB! (quite literally)
- VIDEO: I don't know how many quarters I can fit in my belly button, but I'm glad I'm not THIS guy.
SteveBoyd -- 1/7/2011