- Karaoke nights can PREVENT heart attacks. Which is hard for me to believe because every time I've EVER sung Karaoke I've been blacked out drunk on vodka/redbull.
- One in three women has gone into her man's closet and THROWN AWAY clothes without telling him. Similarly I bet at least as many men have gone into their woman's closet and tried on a dress or two. What? We like to be sexy too!
- In a horrible mix up a church in New York, instead of serving "the body of Christ", accidentally served "the body of PAMELA ANDERSON" for communion.
- But in all fairness, if you're robbing MOBILE HOMES ... you weren't living right anyway.
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