- Congress is saying that PIZZA counts as a vegetable. This just in, Jessica Simpson eats a lot of vegetables.
- Here's a LIST of "Seven Types of Men Who Won't Make You Happy". Surprisingly me in the bedroom DIDN'T make the list!
- When it comes to online DATING most men lie about their jobs and height. That's so stupid . . . but then again I guess it's easy to judge when you're a 6-foot-seven billionaire. So sorry fellas.
- Police ARRESTED a couple in Texas on drug charges, then caught the couple having sex in the back of the squad car while still handcuffed. Wait, I'm confused, is this a news story or the plot of the online porno I just watched?
- About 1 in 6 people have admitted to driving through a puddle to SPLASH a pedestrian . . . the other 5 obviously hate fun.
Jubal -- 11/16/2011