- The TSA might be UNWRAPPING your Christmas presents this year. Well of course, everyone knows the TSA can't keep their hands off people's packages.
- A couple got married while the resort they were holding the wedding at BURNED to the ground. Yeah, apparently she wore white and she wasn't a virgin.
- It looks like the 2011-2012 NBA season might be CANCELED. This is HORRIBLE news, that means the players will have more time to work on their rap careers.
- India has been named the number one life-changing TRAVEL destination. Interesting, I would've thought it would be spending time in Natalie Portman's naughty bits.
- One in ten British adults sleeps with a TEDDY BEAR. Wow, that should really help their image of being sissies.
Jubal -- 11/15/2011