- People spend more time SHOPPING over the holidays than with their family. Makes sense, I mean the products you buy don't constantly ask why you're single.
- There's a woman in Florida who is already CAMPED OUT in front of Best Buy waiting for "black Friday". Either that or one of those "Occupy" protesters decided to sleep there and is about to get the deal of a lifetime!
- Half of Americans have RE-GIFTED presents. Take the Kardashians for example; they keep re-gifting their Chlamydia.
- 64% of Men Say They'd Spend More Time With Their Wives or Girlfriends If They Knew More About SPORTS. Oh, and also if they would ever stop talking.
- There are TWO MILLION people in America that are over 90-years-old. And yes, they ALL want you to get off their lawn!
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