Here's a list of TOYS you shouldn't buy your kids for Christmas this year. I'm surprised the "Sandusky-Me-Elmo" DIDN'T make the list.
Doctors say that people are now suffering from "SLEEP TEXTING". I can't wait to see who'll be the first politician to use this as an excuse for texting pictures of his junk to interns.
If you're rude to your significant other's family during the holidays there's a 60% chance you're getting DUMPED. Wow, that's almost as high a risk of getting dumped as marrying a Kardashian.
The Salvation Army bell ringers can now swipe your CREDIT CARD using their smartphones. Great, now it's going to be even more awkward when I make eye contact while trying to avoid them.
People with birthmarks, bad skin or scars don't do as well in job INTERVIEWS. Which makes Tina Fey's success even more impressive!
VIDEO: Check out this door-to-door salesman who is full of one-liners. Even more interesting, people still sell things door-to-door?
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