- 57% of people Facebook friend someone that they're interested in DATING. Not me. I only friend people I'm interested in cyber-stalking.
- Here's a list of 6 things that make you DUMBER. Surprisingly watching "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" DIDN'T make the list.
- A cleaning lady at a museum accidentally SCRUBBED away part of a million-dollar sculpture. This is the worst thing to happen to the art world since Ke$ha.
- A man in Dubai is on trial for THROWING a naked prostitute out of his hotel room window. Oh man, if I had a nickel . . .
- The average American only has two close FRIENDS. Not me! I've got over 5,000 on Facebook!
Jubal -- 11/07/2011