- A woman is arrested for BURNING DOWN another woman's house for defreinding her on Facebook. Similarly, if I get one more Farmville request, I might shoot someone.
- Here's a list of things you FORGET every day due to your busy lifestyle. If you're currently at an "occupy" protest, this doesn't pertain to you.
- A 50-year-old woman in Los Angeles has been named the "HAPPIEST Woman in the America". That is, until she sleeps with me.
- The hot new trend in China is couples wearing MATCHING OUTFITS. Let the "they all look the same" jokes commence in 3, 2, 1, go!
- Detroit Lions fans are upset that Nickelback has been chosen to perform on their THANKSGIVING Day game. So much so that they've started a petition to have them replaced. Sign it. It's the most important thing you'll do all day.
VIDEO: A reporter doing a segment on "people behaving badly" gets insulted by a dude wearing an Elmo shirt. He reminds me of a young Antoine Dodson.

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