Jubal's News

• Here's a list of 5 TOPICS you should never discuss during a wedding toast. Another bad move at a wedding: taking bets on if the couple will last as long as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
• A couple worth $70 million was caught having a THREESOME in a Florida nightclub. Dammit! I miss all the good parties!
• Police found a gun in a 66-year-old man's FAKE LEG. Sources say he only planned on using it if he became HOPPING MAD! (RIM-SHOT)
• The jail sentence for crack has been REDUCED. So, good news Charlie Sheen.
• The COST of owning a dog is up 47% and the cost of owning a cat is up 73% . . . still cheaper than owning a girlfriend.

VIDEO: An awkward moment happened on a Canadian news channel when their own sports anchor won a $2 million dollar lottery drawing.

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