- Drivers say that their biggest DISTRACTION behind the wheel is their kids. See, yet ANOTHER reason to ignore them.
- A new study says that 38 is the age when you're most CONTENT with your life. Especially if you're a 38-year-old guy who's dating a hot 22-year-old with fake boobs.
- Happy people live 35% LONGER than sad people. Wow, that's a depressing statistic.
- Almost two-thirds of Americans say they couldn't run for OFFICE because of past decisions. For example, some of them have NEVER tweeted a picture of their junk! I know, crazy right?
- A Florida woman gets busted VIOLATING her probation when she's caught having sex in the back of a Toyota Carolla. But, in her defense, Toyota Carolla's make me super horny as well.
Jubal -- 11/1/2011