- Half of parents admit to STEALING their kids' Halloween candy . . . that's crazy! I mean, half of the parents today actually interact with their kids? Who knew?
- Experts say that if you want to HOOK UP with someone for Halloween go with a sexy or funny costume, not a scary one. This is true, I prefer to let the girl be creeped out AFTER we're naked in the bedroom.
- Here's a list of the SCARIEST JOBS in the U.S. Surprisingly Kim Kardashian's underwear washer DIDN'T make the list.
- 57% of men and 71% of women say that SMOKING is very "uncool" . . . you know what else is "uncool", being a dork who doesn't smoke, that's what!
- A sex offender was arrested at a RITE AID for kissing and fondling a cardboard cut out. But, in my defense, you should've seen the way that cutout was dressed. She totally wanted it.
Jubal -- 10/28/2011