- November 3rd is National SANDWICH DAY. There's a new poll that says America's favorite sandwich is turkey . . .but most guy's like roast beef. Wait, are we still talking about sandwiches?
- It's a fact: eating junk food before bed causes NIGHTMARES. This just in: Jessica Simpson has never had a good night's rest.
- A new survey has come out saying that 52% of employed professionals have seen someone drunk at a work HOLIDAY PARTY embarrass themselves. So basically, if you've never SEEN it happen . . . then you're probably that guy.
- The French Government tried to stop PENIS ENLARGEMENT surgeries . . . by announcing that the average man's junk is three and a half inches? That's ridiculous! If they wanted to detour guys from doing it then why did they claim the average size was so big?
- Cops are hunting for a man who firebombed a TACO BELL because they didn't give him enough meat in his Chalupa. Meanwhile, after eating Taco Bell, the only thing that I have the ability to firebomb is my toilet.
SteveBoyd -- 10/27/2011