Jubal's News

• 15% of adults say they've seen a GHOST. The other 45% never met Michael Jackson when he was alive.
• Doctors have found that one symptom of rabies in women is an unrelenting SEX DRIVE. I'll now begin training my army of rabid, assault squirrels to bite any hot chick they see.
• 1 in 3 women enjoy SPENDING TIME with their girlfriends over their husbands. The other two just enjoy hanging around making their husband's life miserable.
• Here are six Halloween traditions EXPLAINED. Interesting they didn't explain my favorite Halloween past-time . . . handing out toothbrushes and mini-bibles while lecturing the kids on the dangers of candy. What can I say, my house is the "fun house".
• Here's a list of the top 12 Halloween COSTUMES, based on Google searches. Interesting, I too have been "Playboy bunny" . . . but not for costume ideas.

VIDEO: This is kind of weird, but also kind of cool. Look how well they can cover up tattoos with makeup.

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