- Helpful hint: if you're going to SELL DRUGS, DON'T make a "heroin for sale" sign.
- A new study shows that the average woman looks their BEST for 2 hours and 22 minutes after getting ready. Unless of course your driver's license reads "Susan Boyle".
- 1 in 6 bosses will drive by an employee's house to make sure they're really there on SICK DAYS. I'd never do that. I will however drive by that hot chick from accounting's house over and over again, hoping to catch a glimpse of her changing. Uh, I mean, never mind.
- "Sex in exotic locations" tops a new survey of "America's Most Popular SEXUAL FANTASIES". Exotic locations? Does that include grimy gas station bathrooms? No reason really, just asking.
- A man tried to turn his poop into gold and ended up setting his apartment ON FIRE. Sucks for that guy . . . not the apartment . . . but the fact that he doesn't ALREADY poop gold bars like yours truly.
Jubal -- 10/21/2011