- Scientists have created the world's most RELAXING song . . . and yes, it too is heavily autotuned and talks about popping bottles in the club.
- 28% of the surfaces in your gym are contaminated with BODILY FLUIDS. All I can say is, oops, sorry.
- Christian Louboutin believes that women love HIGH HEELS because it puts their feet in the same position as they are during an orgasm. That's stupid Christian . . . everybody knows women can't have those.
- Researchers say that DIETS are more likely to fail if you start them on a Tuesday . . . OR if your driver's license reads "Jessica Simpson".
- A Florida woman has rang up a $200,000 cell PHONE BILL. Wow, that's a LOT of sexting.
Jubal -- 10/19/2011