- A woman in New York who was arrested for public nudity FLASHED the judge in court . . . and had her case dismissed. Oh sure, SHE does it and her case is dismissed, I do it and they're all like "30-days in jail".
- Half of married women would rather GET SICK themselves than take care of a sick husband. Which is interesting because at LEAST half of all husbands are sick of their wives.
- 79% of men say they'd be WILLING TO LIE to have sex. That's horrible, I'm definitely NOT in that group of guys. And yes, that was a lie.
- Two-thirds of women PREFER the term "stay-at-home mom" to "housewife". Chicks man, chicks.
- A Kentucky couple SHOPLIFTED from a Walmart but left their children behind. Wait, you mean those kids got to spend all day hanging around Walmart! Lucky!!! Wait, maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing?
VIDEO: Look at this little wuss cry when she gets a trip to Disneyland. I can't really talk since I react the same when my friends invite me to the strip club.

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