- Men's biggest PET PEEVE with women is when they're too occupied by their cell phone. Unless of course it's being used to text me some cool nudie pics; then, I'm all for it.
- A woman finished the Chicago Marathon, then GAVE BIRTH. Big deal; I finished 3 Big Macs this weekend . . . the result of which was way more painful than childbirth.
- 1 in 8 people spend more time on their PHONES than talking to their significant other. Well yeah, how else are they going to keep in contact with the people their mistresses?
- A drunken Florida man getting a DUI was so HAMMERED that when asked to show his ID, he showed the cops a Taco Bell Taco. Now he's in jail enjoying something his cell-mates like to call "fifth meal".
- 10% of people say they never want to have sex with the LIGHTS OFF. This just in: 10% of people have never had sex with me.
VIDEO: Watch this antelope in South Africa take out a biker. Ouch.
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