- During a golf tournament over the weekend a guy threw a HOT DOG at Tiger Woods. That's a nice change, usually Tiger is the one throwing his wiener at people.
- A new study says that you can tell someone's PERSONALITY by the way they hold their drink at a bar. I hold mine in my stomach, and I'm an alcoholic, I guess this study IS true.
- A girl squeezed through her neighbors DOGGIE DOOR and robbed them to support her porno habit. I can't decide if this is sad, or incredibly hot.
- A Walmart in Baltimore had to be EVACUATED when a woman threw bleach and ammonia on her ex's new girlfriend creating poisonous gas. Really? A Walmart??? I mean I would expect this behavior at a Nordstroms or something, but Walmart???
- A Christian group is trying to start an alternative to Halloween called "JESUS WEEN". I don't really know what they're trying to accomplish other than creating the worst holiday name ever.
Jubal -- 10/10/2011