- What does your favorite drink say about you? Here's a LIST. One thing's for sure, if your favorite drink comes has a roofie in it, you're probably Ben Roethlisberger.
- A cell phone THIEF accidentally posted his photo on the victim's Facebook page. Too bad there isn't an app for being a dumbass.
- The Westboro Baptist Church announced plans to picket Steve Jobs' FUNERAL . . . via iPhone. Like I just said, too bad there isn't an app for being a dumbass.
- Here's some online DATING TIPS for "midlife" daters. Here's my tip; get a pet and give up on the dream.
- A new survey finds that women are more sexually ADVENTUROUS than men. Well except for, EVERY WOMAN I'VE EVER MET!
Jubal -- 10/7/2011