- New research shows that SITTING at a desk all day can make your butt bigger. So can having the first name Kim and the last name Kardashian.
- According to a new study only 2% of MEN'S JUNK fit into the "ideal" size for women. Which is fine since only 2% of women's waists fit into the ideal size for men. And yes, that's me being bitter.
- According to "Jezebel.com" the BEST GIFT to give someone you just started dating is tickets to something. Wait, so I've been doing it wrong by gifting them herpes?
- According to studies only 1% of kids send dirty SEXT messages. And yes, they all work at the "Disney" channel.
- There's a new book called "Felon Fitness" where INMATES teach you their workout routines. Sweet, I need to practice my "shank-ups".
Jubal -- 12/6/2011