- The state with the WORST DRIVERS in the country is Louisiana. Interesting I would've thought it was Florida and their overabundance of old people.
- A man in New York lost 200 POUNDS in 10 months because of a bet with his wife. Sources say he's happier, healthier and can't WAIT to leave her for someone hotter.
- One third of people in their twenties say that the Internet is MORE IMPORTANT than air, water, food and shelter. I agree . . . none of THOSE things have ever helped me pleasure myself.
- A journalist won an AWARD for his reporting by letting a militant group circumcise him with a bamboo stick. Wow, job well done . . . if his job was making me incredibly horny.
- HIV is now the second DEADLIEST STD. The number one STD has now been named Kim Kardashian.
Jubal -- 11/09/2011